August 3, 2023, Luncheon

Our Mayor Liz joined us for lunch.

Our wonderful helpers finally getting to eat lunch too. THANK YOU for all your help.

We had such a big, crowed members ate in the extra room. Awesome!!

OTHG August 3,2023

Good morning, everyone has everyone singed in? If not, raise your hand and I will get after.

Please silence your phones for the announcements.

OTHG ANNOUNCEMENTS:

There will be NO craft day this month sorry about that, but we will be having one next month. It will be announced in the next couple of weeks.

August 17^th, Gary will be giving a lesson on the story of Liberty Hill, plan to come early to have a cup of coffee, a donut or snack before it starts at 10:30.

Still looking into getting new T-shirts more information will be given at a later date.

We will be celebrating August birthdays with Birthday Cake to be served with our meal.

JOKE:

There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town: a Presbyterian, a Baptist, a Methodist, a Catholic and a Synagogue.

Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The decans met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took one squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

PRAYER:

Said by our member Gary Rodriguez