Why I Like Retirement!
• Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
• Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.
• Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
• Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
• Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
• Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.